ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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