She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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