We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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