i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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