could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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