the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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