Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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