do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Never joke about your clitoris.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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