Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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