i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
The Olympian is in my bed
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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