Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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