So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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