So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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