Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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