Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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