laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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