Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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