i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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