her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
bring money and cleavage
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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