How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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