No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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