I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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