It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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