ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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