It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Randomize
