summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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