big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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