Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
