ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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