yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
