We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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