I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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