Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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