i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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