I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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