my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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