Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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