I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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