Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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