well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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