2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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