And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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