Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
should my penis look like a turkey
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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