Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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