It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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