i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
