I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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