in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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