He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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