Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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