there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
