But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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