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A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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