so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
