Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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