HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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