Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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