You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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